EXHIBIT A
Node, TypeScript, Elixir, Ruby/Rails, SQL, React, cloud-based services, event-driven systems
The architecture is a museum of every trend from 2012 to present/good luck finding the docs.
EXHIBIT B
responsible use of AI-assisted engineering workflows
We will judge your prompts like a Victorian schoolmarm/the machine is your peer now.
EXHIBIT C
minimum starting point for this role is $200,000 inclusive of base and bonus
The salary floor is high but the bonus is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
EXHIBIT D
without being expected to own those functions directly
You will be blamed for their outages but have no permission to fix the root cause.
MACHINE'S NOTE: A STAFF ENGINEER AT A SPORTS APP IS SIMPLY A REFEREE FOR SEVEN CONFLICTING DATABASES.
*renamed to protect the guilty. you know the one.