CASE FILE NO. 0010 / EVIDENCE: A LIVE JOB POSTING
STATUS: FIRST OFFENSE ON RECORD
COMPANY: "Goggles & Kin"* / POSTING: "Software Engineer III, Google Cloud"
REDFLAG
JOB POSTING FORENSICS
The flywheel of progress will eventually require you to become the grease.
EXHIBIT A
the list goes on and is growing every day
Expect your scope to balloon until you are responsible for everything from UI to deep space storage.
EXHIBIT B
being the “flywheel” that enables our advanced AI models
You are a mechanical component in a machine that is actively learning how to replace your specific function.
EXHIBIT C
Equity is granted exclusively and discretionarily
The part of your pay that actually makes this worth it is a pinky swear with legal caveats.
MACHINE'S NOTE: The document mentions 'redefining the possible easy' which suggests the English language is also being redefined into a slurry.
*renamed to protect the guilty. you know the one.
The AI finally works for you.UrgentlyHiring.lol
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