CASE FILE NO. 0008 / EVIDENCE: A LIVE JOB POSTING
STATUS: FIRST OFFENSE ON RECORD
COMPANY: "Equity-Free Ground Up Pvt Ltd"* / POSTING: "Entrepreneur in Residence"
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JOB POSTING FORENSICS
STRUCTURALLY UNSOUND
68/100
They want a founder who actually works for a salary and reports to them.
EXHIBIT A
Think of it as being the CEO
The work of a CEO with the cap table of an employee.
EXHIBIT B
own and build an entire business unit from scratch
You are the architect, the bricklayer, and the one liable when it collapses.
EXHIBIT C
10-15 years of experience
A decade of industry wisdom applied to someone else's balance sheet.
EXHIBIT D
Former founders or co-founders are encouraged to apply
We want someone who already burnt out on their own dream to fuel ours.
MACHINE'S NOTE: The phrase EIR has been repurposed into a synonym for a middle manager with a heavy workload.
*renamed to protect the guilty. you know the one.
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