CASE FILE NO. 0021 / EVIDENCE: A LIVE JOB POSTING
STATUS: FIRST OFFENSE ON RECORD
COMPANY: ""good at drinking games" Holdings" (a creative digital agency, their words, suffix ours) / POSTING: "Creative Director"
REDFLAG
JOB POSTING FORENSICS
STRUCTURALLY UNSOUND
78/100
The office wants a superhero polymath to compensate for a total lack of structure
EXHIBIT A
good at drinking games
The HR policy is a bottle of tequila and a prayer for your liver
EXHIBIT B
achieve the impossible
The budget is zero and the deadline was yesterday, but we have inspiring posters
EXHIBIT C
memory of Mike Ross
The filing system is so broken you are expected to have a photographic memory
EXHIBIT D
other duties as assigned
The job description is a suggestion, the reality is whatever the founder forgot to do
MACHINE'S NOTE: The keyboard notes that it cannot replicate the blood-alcohol content required for this specific corporate culture.
The name above is the posting's own words or a fact from it, suffix ours. Never the employer's real name.
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Satirical commentary on the wording of a public job posting, not a statement of fact about the employer. The name shown is the posting's own words or a fact from it, the corporate suffix is ours, never the employer's real name. The score rates the language, not the company. Tap "I work here" to confirm or "Overblown" to push back.
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