CASE FILE NO. 0013 / EVIDENCE: A LIVE JOB POSTING
STATUS: FIRST OFFENSE ON RECORD / DAY 21
COMPANY: ""creative and versatile" Inc." (a public relations firm, Raipur, their words, suffix ours) / POSTING: "Content Writer (English/Hindi)"
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JOB POSTING FORENSICS
The fonts are crying because five years of bilingual mastery earns on-site Raipur seating.
EXHIBIT A
5+ Years
The ATS has been instructed to ignore anyone who hasn't survived two full economic cycles.
EXHIBIT B
multiple projects and meet deadlines
According to our internal clock, you will be 114% oversubscribed by the second Tuesday.
EXHIBIT C
On-site
The office chair is lonely and requires a human anchor to justify the lease agreement.
MACHINE'S NOTE: The request for bilingual storytelling suggests they want a soul, but the formatting suggests a spreadsheet.
The name above is the posting's own words or a fact from it, suffix ours. Never the employer's real name.